Well one of the dudes that writes Penny Arcade (penny-arcade.com)had his baby yesterday and he wrote a long kinda play thing. The best part of which is EASILY
"They handed him to me, eventually. Not first, now - that's not done. The physchological weight of him nearly shattered my legs. This must have been how Ultra Magnus felt, I thought, when Optimus Prime gave him the Matrix of Leadership."

I laughed.
~pyro